Biden Appears to Tell Reporter His ‘Butt’s Been Wiped’

President Joe Biden can’t have said what it sounds like he said Sunday to a reporter outside the White House, right?

So what

Is it a problem if nobody knows what the president is talking about on a regular basis?

The moment

“My butt’s been wiped!” is what a lot of people heard Biden shout over the whir of Marine One as he returned to Washington, D.C, from a weekend in Delaware.

Here’s the full context of the “my butt’s been wiped” video

It doesn’t make things any better pic.twitter.com/vEi4q4h4ZG

— Jewish Deplorable (@TrumpJew2) July 25, 2021

Even for skeptics, it proved hard to un-hear Biden declaring his sit-upon swabbed — but more normal interpretations were proffered as well.

My trained interpreter's ear is coming up with "what must be what?" as Biden's response to the question on immigration via reconciliation https://t.co/FgQOu5hW05

— Jorge Bonilla (@BonillaJL) July 26, 2021

Same energy

At a CNN town hall last week, Biden at one point spoke for a full 40 seconds without seeming to express a coherent thought.